Train Your Dog With God Bombs
The concept of correcting your dog can create a contest of willpower between you and your pet. Anyone who has ever lived with even a slightly naughty dog can tell you that such critters thrive on contests of willpower. A four year old child whining in Walmart for a candy bar still hasn’t got the reserve of willpower held by the average dog.
For example, if you’ve ever corrected your dog from getting up on the couch or eating off a counter, he knows you don’t like him doing it. Does he stop? Heck no. He simply does the behavior when you’re not looking. Or maybe he even does it in front of you with a look that says, go ahead, try and stop me.
That’s because Fido knows what you want. But he just knows he has the option of doing it anyway because maybe, just maybe, today is the day when mom or dad doesn’t have the strength to deal with me.
The answer is NOT to yell at or correct your dog more or harder. That’s a hard lesson to learn for most pet owners. But as you may have found by now, correcting more and more simply makes for an enjoyable challenge for the dog. He thinks, “Go ahead, make my day, because I feel lucky today, punk.”
Let’s take luck out of the training process!
Here is a set of simple instructions to follow to stop your dog from doing an indoor behavior such as getting on the couch, snarfing food off counters, eating the trash, etc.
1. Do not reprimand the dog. You’ll only teach him to wait till you’re not around if you do so.
2. Instead, keep a supply of empty plastic milk jugs handy all over your house.
3. Into each empty ½ gallon or gallon jug, place a couple handfuls of dried beans and replace the cap.
4. When you find the dog on the sofa—or better yet eyeballing it with intent—loft a jug so that it lands on or near your dog, depending on his size or temperament.
5. When you throw the jug, DO NOT look at or even say anything to your dog, and do not pick up the jug again in your dog’s presence.
6. Your dog will think, “Hmmm, God drops a loud bomb on my head every time I even look at the couch.”
This process will not harm your dog as it certainly does not hurt. In fact, it won’t even hurt his feelings because you haven’t yelled at him. However, it will make the behavior a great deal less fun than it was before.
You may only have to do the above once or twice to make the couch (trash, or whatever) a “bad place” for Fido. But what you have removed from the contest is YOURSELF. You have made the contest between Fido and God, and believe me, God always wins.
Marc Goldberg, CDT
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Hey MIA did they name these bombs after your dad?
According to the defence sources, Troops of Army’s 57 Division during search operations in the areas of Rmanathapuram, south and east of Visuamadu and Mullaitivu have recovered a large haul of military hardware including 120 locally made ‘Arul’ bombs.
Is it 4 or 5 weeks since he publicly advocated terrorism and pledged support to the LTTE?
http://www.colombopage.com/archive_09/February7155744CH.html
I hear your father’s buddies are ordering Tamil Civilians to be shot and beaten with bicycle chains to hamper their escape from LTTE clutches
http://www.asiantribune.com/?q=node/15494
Over 5000 Civilians Reached Cleared Areas::
[Saturday, February 7, 2009, 08:42 pm SL Time]
http://www.dailynews.lk/2009/02/07/sec02.asp
This 14 year old girl was sent by your father’s associates to blow herself up. Is this what you advocate for your fellow Tamils? You were Missing In Action- as usual.
http://www.asiantribune.com/?q=node/15493
How much does this help your genocidal cause MIA?
Don’t worry EELAM Brothers & Sisters, we only made a TACTICAL withdrawal from Visuamadu. Soon we will counterattack to drive the hated Sinhala Army back to Vavuniya. We have now trained our OLD PARENTS as Black Tiger SUICIDE BOMBERS to blow up Army tanks. We will soon occupy Colombo. If we lose the Wanni, we will TACTICALLY withdraw to the Sea. If we lose at Sea, we will fight on from Tamil Nadu. We will force our Tamil Nadu brothers & sisters to DIE for us. We will push the hated NON-TAMIL INDIANS out of our Tamil Nadu. It is just a matter of time before we have EELAMS EVERYWHERE. We TAMILS are the chosen MASTER RACE…we are SUPER INTELLIGENT…we are INVINCIBLE…retreat is always only TACTICAL! The fight will go on from our overseas EUROPEAN homelands if Tamil Nadu is occupied by the ARYAN Indian Govt. We will NEVER GIVE UP! In fact, we will fight until not one Tamil is left alive! Diaspora brothers…keep sending us MORE MONEY. Bank Balance is LOW; Where did the money GO? Need MOR
By Lingam
2/1/2009 8:22:00 AM
This is what the Government of Sri Lanka does for ALL its citizens
http://www.colombopage.com/archive_09/February803223RA.html
http://www.colombopage.com/archive_09/February803622RA.html
Did you see what happened to your “Uncle” Soosai’s pad?
http://www.defence.lk/new.asp?fname=20090207_03
HUH??????
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