The Dog Song
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“You think your dog’s the best?”
A funny hip-hop music video about 2 white guys battling over who’s dog is better.
Beat inspired by Rachmaninoff Prelude in C#minor.
LYRICS:
You think your dog’s the best?
Cause you haven’t met my dog, my dog be blessed.
His bark is like an EMP,
knocking out electricity,
so put down that cell phone homey,
Ya’ll don’t know how my dog wags his tail
When I rent a boat, it puts the wind in my sail
Doggy paddle, please.
He beat Mike Phelps in the backstroke with ease,
Then they smoked a fat bowl of weed.
Yeah my dog is so strong
his hair weaves rope together for little children to swing on
Hospital patients pet him on Sunday nights,
after that he roams the halls giving medical advice
I kick back while he takes care of the aquarium
cooks me steak for 1 cause he’s a strict vegetarian
I make sure to scratch his ear when it itches
I then give him some biscuits before he macks on some bitches
My dog is better than a best friend
My dog has been known to fly
My dog can cook, my dog can clean
My dog reads me bedtime stories goodnight – MY DOG!
My dog is the Kobe of the K9′s
Have you ever seen a dog throw a frisbey back at playtime?
When he walks he’s, he’s gone for days
He’s usually out climbing everest helping sherpa’s find their way.
He’s the first one to object to Pluto being a planet
He wrote a letter to NASA and saying he wouldn’t have it
In math he can’t be stumped and he’s not known for frontin
but he’s the inspiration behind the script of Good Will Hunting
Flea’s are his Kryptonite on undercover missions
If he fails, Iran succeeds in its nuclear ambitions
But a dab of Frontline on his back, and he’s ready to act
he’s probably responsible for preventing an attack
He’s good to have around, but what’s been driving me crazy:
is he only plays Rachmoninoff on the piano lately
He’s come a long way from hustlin rock on the streets
I dedicate this to him cause he also produced this beat.
My dog is better than a best friend
My dog has been known to fly
My dog can cook, my dog can clean
My dog reads me bedtime stories goodnight – MY DOG!
directed by Ryan Gruzen
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i have no dog, suck …
i have no dog, suck on that biaaach
Although MY dog is …
Although MY dog is the best eeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr, this song was awesome! Thanks for that! Very cool!
lnmfao i love this
lnmfao i love this
Pfft.. Chuck Norris …
Pfft.. Chuck Norris is better… xD
@fullysickcroat …
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One of the best …
One of the best songs on youtube, should have much more views, much more!
very good
very good
lol my dog wen he …
lol my dog wen he wags he put the wind in my sail
love it!
love it!
@Murphygrif right …
@Murphygrif right on! Thanks for sharing it, the video needs all the help it can get
Too cute; very …
Too cute; very clever! Am sharing on FB – that should get you more views!
yhea siggty
cool …
yhea siggty
cool video
THIS SOULD BE MY …
THIS SOULD BE MY DOG’S RINGTONE!!! i wish dogs had phones!
lol my dog started …
lol my dog started barking during the song
haha my dog is …
haha my dog is better than both of yours!
last time i saw …
last time i saw this vid it had like 400 views…… IT NEEDS MORE!!!
dont say weed or b! …
dont say weed or b!@#es becuase not aloud to lisen looser idiot retard
lol
lol
Okay, it’s good, …
Okay, it’s good, real good. Hope the views more than double!
dude u shud have …
dude u shud have like 100.0000 views seriously wtf 7k thats ghey
@x3ph34r Good …
@x3ph34r Good lookin’ out! x3ph34r first member of the Yozzup street team!
first saw this …
first saw this video when it had about 650 views. it is da bom needs more views. i want this song as a ringtone.
I downloaded this …
I downloaded this song and everytime I have a friend listen to this they always think its ICP. Either that, or they’re surprised that they haven’t heard it yet. I’m helpin’ to spread this word about this amazing rap song that’s actually worth listening to unlike most of the other garbage out there. Good job guys.
haha, that’s …
haha, that’s totally awesome!
I submitted it to i-am-bored, hopefully it gets accepted, this definitely needs more views
agreed best video …
agreed best video XD even better then the mean kitty song 5/5